Screening for Internet Distant Millennials
Social media is like its own animal, and as a millennial you know exactly what that animals habitat is and how to explore it. The world just hears millennial and thinks, “instant gratification” and “social media junkie.” Well, that is kind of true, but there is a clear method to our madness. We have this crazy method of being social yet distant in a very public way that is truly an art. There is a new social media etiquette, and it is critical to having a positive online presence.
Are you an internet distant millennial? Find out for yourself!
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You've ever opened a text and forgot to reply but then replied to the same person’s snapchat.
You've ever opened a text and forgot to reply but then replied to the same person’s snapchat.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
Pretended you didn't have a Facebook because you don't feel like getting a billion notifications from your aunt Wendy.
Pretended you didn't have a Facebook because you don't feel like getting a billion notifications from your aunt Wendy.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You’ve ghosted someone (this only counts if you know what that term means without asking or Googling it).
You’ve ghosted someone (this only counts if you know what that term means without asking or Googling it).
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You will share a mushy post in messager to a significant other, BUT you would never post that on their wall because it is lame.
You will share a mushy post in messager to a significant other, BUT you would never post that on their wall because it is lame.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
Your unread messages in your personal email are greater than a dozen at any given time.
Your unread messages in your personal email are greater than a dozen at any given time.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You've ever let a person Facebook rot.
You've ever let a person Facebook rot.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You had a Twitter, then deleted it, then got another one, and deleted it again… and are thinking about getting another one…
You had a Twitter, then deleted it, then got another one, and deleted it again… and are thinking about getting another one…
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You go to a remote cabin location to “get away from it all” and still you post every scenic thing with the hashtag #nofilter or #nature.
You go to a remote cabin location to “get away from it all” and still you post every scenic thing with the hashtag #nofilter or #nature.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You have ever responded to a someone wanting to hang out, “I have no time” or “I am just crazy busy,” and then proceeded to snap out a photo of your bomb food from the restaurant you just went out to eat at.
You have ever responded to a someone wanting to hang out, “I have no time” or “I am just crazy busy,” and then proceeded to snap out a photo of your bomb food from the restaurant you just went out to eat at.
You might be an internet distant millennial if...
You consider yourself prime at speaking in bitmoji, meme, or GIF.
You consider yourself prime at speaking in bitmoji, meme, or GIF.
If you answered ‘Yaaaaas’ to over half of these then sorry not sorry you are a basic low key internet distant millennial. Don't let that get you down! You are still the on fleek adulting human that out there breaking the internet
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